Joker
1. 10 years ago, the hare and the turtle had a race, the turtle won; And now, they had a race again and the turtle won again. Why? (Answers check below after you’ve read it all)
2. A black cat and a white cat bumped into each other and dropped into the drain. When the black cat saved the white cat, what did the black cat says?
3. What animal that pink panther hate the most?
4. In the old movie of Superman, he used 1 hand to fly while the other hand is next to his waist. But now is the new movie of Superman, why did he use both his hand to fly?
5. What kind of drink that people would call them to shut up?
- Because the turtle had transformed to ninja turtle!!!
- Meow… cats don’t talk.
- Answer would be WOLF,because.. DaLang..DaLang.. DaLang DaLang DaLang DaLang DaLang…. the song of the pink panther. The LANG means wolf in chinese
- In the old times there is only manual where you need to control the gear, and now superman fly with automatic gear so he used both hands XD
- coffee, because KOPIDIAM!! XD
It might seems that above jokes are real lame, but I’ve always use these to make a starter to others, where I believed that laughter is the best communication to interact with people. You must be a joker at times, for people to laugh at you, or laugh with you.
That’s why, I don’t mind people laughing me for having a thick hair or having a fat tummy, at least you guys had a laugh today XD
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